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Matt: Luke, you and I are not so different.

Luke: Yeah right. I don't jump around in a red, ninja suit.

Matt: Hmm...let me ask you this. Did you go up against a homicidal, morally grey bitter guy who wanted revenge for the death of his family but went about it in the wrong way?

Luke: ...yeah.

Matt: Is your arch-nemesis a brutal crime lord who just wanted to uplift their community? Also, did this brutal crime lord have a tragic childhood that involved the death of an abusive parental figure?

Luke: ...yeah.

Matt: Did you have a relationship with Claire? And if you did have a relationship with her, did your relationship end because you wouldn't give up the vigilante life?

Luke: Yeah and yeah.

Matt: Also, did the vigilante life consume you to the point that you started doing morally questionable stuff?

Luke: Yeah.

Matt: See, you and I are alike. There's only one more thing that needs to happen, and it's your ex-lover coming back into your life and dragging you into their mess. Know anyone like that?

Luke: (immediately thinks of Jessica) Uh oh...