can Bruce PLEASE get some therapy??? CAN HE PLEASE GET SOME THERAPY? I SPEND EVERY DAY THINKING ABOUT HIS SUICIDE ATTEMPT CAN HE PLEASE GET SOME THERAPY
Idk why i read that in the “can i please get a waffle” voice
Luke: Yeah right. I don’t jump around in a red, ninja suit.
Matt: Hmm…let me ask you this. Did you go up against a homicidal, morally grey bitter guy who wanted revenge for the death of his family but went about it in the wrong way?
Luke: …yeah.
Matt: Is your arch-nemesis a brutal crime lord who just wanted to uplift their community? Also, did this brutal crime lord have a tragic childhood that involved the death of an abusive parental figure?
Luke: …yeah.
Matt: Did you have a relationship with Claire? And if you did have a relationship with her, did your relationship end because you wouldn’t give up the vigilante life?
Luke: Yeah and yeah.
Matt: Also, did the vigilante life consume you to the point that you started doing morally questionable stuff?
Luke: Yeah.
Matt: See, you and I are alike. There’s only one more thing that needs to happen, and it’s your ex-lover coming back into your life and dragging you into their mess. Know anyone like that?
The Avengers frequently lose Bucky after he officially joins the team. He goes away for hours at a time and everyone just assumes it’s best not to bother him.
The thing is, the facility has a big kitchen and Bucky’s taken to hanging out in the facility’s huge, walk-in freezer. Weirdly, cold storage is his safe space. And because Bucky’s dealt with full-on cryo, the freezer is more like a spa than a fridge. It barely feels cold, and he can hang out for quite a while before it gets hard to breathe.
No one knows where he goes until one day Sam is getting a snack. And there’s Bucky, playing solitaire and eating ice cream sandwiches next to a bulk supply of frozen vegetables.
There’s an intensely awkward minute of silent confusion as they size each other up.
Sam goes to get Steve.
Steve steps into the fridge and takes in the sight of his best friend, slightly frosted, casually playing cards by himself. “What are you doing in here, Buck?” he asks.
Bucky plays another card and shrugs. “Just chillin’.”
I feel like most of the Avengers live by the quote “Be who you needed when you were younger” when interacting with people younger than them
Tony Stark (like he does with Peter) encourages and reminds teens/kids of all the positive things they do right and that their self worth isn’t in their achievements
Tony reminds the kids that they’re loved, if not at home, then by him
Tony reminds them that it’s okay to fail; that doesn’t make them a failure
Tony takes care of teens who lost their parents and kids/teens in rehab from different addictions
Tony makes sure kids/teens have a safe place and person to turn to because he knows that financial need isn’t the only concern a lot of these kids face and emotional issues are just as big
Natasha Romanoff (Natalia Romanova) looks out for people of any gender, but especially girls, being abused/trafficked (especially when they’re on missions and raiding HYDRA bases)
Nat makes sure that they get somewhere safe and that they feel safe (but not trapped)
Nat doesn’t push them for details, make them talk, or even touch them without consent
Nat protects and defends them from people who want to interrogate them for information or those who try to rush their progress
Nat knows that a kind word and a smile means, just as much, or even more, than the food and shelter, even if they don’t show it
Nat knows that every person heals at their own rate (she’s still healing) and makes sure not to push; everything she does is with consent and she makes sure to know her boundaries around them so that they feel safe
Steve Rogers protects all kids, but mainly those who aren’t able to defend themselves (“I don’t like bullies; I don’t care where they’re from”)
Steve also helps out kids who are sick or have poor health in different ways, but mainly by hanging out with them, doing physical therapy with them, and encouraging them when they feel weak(er)
Steve makes sure that kids who are weaker than others or who have various illnesses don’t feel as if they are worth less because of this or that they are less of a person; he makes sure that they know that their self worth is in the character and how they behave
Steve is a very encouraging person, especially when people are trying to achieve a goal and are feeling dejected (he got rejected from the army multiple times)
Peter Parker stands up and cheers for the little guys; whether it’s standing up to a bully or helping some kids build a lemonade stand, he’s always ready to chip in
Peter encourages kids to pursue their passions: from helping a first grader build a volcano to cheering on a junior higher at their piano recital, he wants to make sure that kids aren’t peer or parent pressured into doing something mainstream instead of what they want
Peter never embarrasses kids for making a mistake: especially bullies and other kids. That’s not to say that he won’t get justice (tell a teacher), but he refuses to publicly humiliate a bully; he knows that everyone has a reason for their actions (especially kids) and although that doesn’t justify their actions, it’s still important to understand the bully as much as it is to understand the victim (he knows how easy it is to act out of anger when you’re hurting or grieving)
Peter helps boys who don’t have a strong male role model in their lives by being an example to them, encouraging them, teaching them life skills, keeping them accountable, and letting them know that they have a safe place to talk with him
I could honestly go on and on with these but I’m going to stop it here for now…
Say, Thanos, I recall you telling your adopted space daughter (who you routinely abused, by the way) that her home planet of Zehoberei was now thriving because you killed half its population - including her birth mother - because ‘balance was restored’.
Do you know what I think about that?
I think it’s nothing more than a
BIG
FAT
LIE!!!
So apparently her planet prospered to the point everyone spontaneously died? Troll-logic yourself out of that one, you insane oversized prune.
When Star Lord said that Thor was tall “and not handsome” Peter’s head whIPPED UP and he looked extremey confused which is how a bi boy who has a crush on Thor would react check and mate
also in homecoming when he meets the thieves in avengers masks he tells the thor one “i thought you’d be more handsome in person” and does impressions of thor in the mirror. everyone talks about tony being peters hero and idol but his fanboy crush is totally thor
Tony: Yeah! Geez, Steve. Back off. Leave the guy alone. [Fury walks out of earshot] All right, huddle up, everybody. Bring it in, bring it in! So he wouldn’t say what happened, which can only mean one thing-
Thor: He’s in a fight club!
Tony: No. He did it doing something he’s embarrassed by, like smiling. Only question is, how do you hurt your arm smiling?
Fury: Attention, everyone, I can hear you speculating about the nature and origin of my injury from my office. I tripped over an uneven sidewalk. I did not think it was relevant to your jobs, the jobs which you should all be doing right now. Get to work.
*later*
Fury: Do you wanna know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Tony: Yes.
Fury: I was hula-hooping. [shows Tony a picture on his phone] Maria and I attend a class for fitness and for fun. I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss The tornado The scorpion, the oopsie doodle.
Tony: [gasps] Why are you telling me this?
Fury: Because no one will ever believe you. [deletes picture and walks away laughing darkly]
Tony: You know what magic is? Its stubborn belief. It’s a tantrum against the universe. You throw your tantrum with such ferocious conviction that the universe breaks down and gives you your candy.
I don’t normally put this here, but: Everything about these Avengers the Reality Show Interview posts are FICTIONAL. I am COMPLETELY aware some of the locations/ages/info are off. I do that purposely as a joke! :) Again, I don’t usually put this here but people have really started fact checking me as if the Avengers being on a Reality Show isn’t as far fetched as Thor’s age being 1,000+.
If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.
On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.
Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.
But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.
What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.
Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:
Thor in 4vengers as he’s forced to watch the Avengers have their sixth goddamn civil war while he tries to reverse the snap, save his people, and beat Thanos:
Steve: This is YOUR fault
Tony: No! This is YOUR fault
Thor, who’s whole family and people are still dead:
thor is a problematic loki apologist remember when Loki was dead in the comics so Thor was like “im gonna bring him back” and everyone was like “umm thor is that a good idea remember all the murder he did” and Thor was like “yea……but I miss him”
Peter Parker: -on meeting Loki, offers his hand- Hi, I’m Peter!
Loki: -shakes his hand- Loki of Asgard.
Peter: Aren’t you like…a bad guy?
Loki: It varies from moment to moment.
Peter: So like…on a scale of one to ten, ten being the worst evil imaginable, like…killing puppies, and one being I’ll spit on your hotdog…where are you right now?
Loki: …maybe a three?
Peter: Cool. Lemme know if it gets above a six.
Loki: -thinking- I like him.
It had been a joke, a flippant line, but somehow, Loki found himself taking the youth up on it.
It was hard living around these heroic Avengers, hard trying to stay close to Thor. And when he felt his need for mischief rise too high, when he felt exasperation with these Midgardians turn too close to spite, he would casually say “Six.” to the young man, or sometimes “Seven.”
And Peter would spend the rest of his day with Loki. He would badger him with questions about magic, or drag him across his beloved city to see its entertainments, or take him along stopping petty crimes. He grounded Loki to the here and now, and distracted him from the churning, jagged shards of ice in his mind.
Loki: When you turn 18, people are gonna try and tell you to buy drugs or guns because you can. No. You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades. Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is preferred.
